knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
this is so fucked up what is wrong with america why do you have to ask someone to formal so fucking extravagantly wtf
in australia its literally like “hey dickhead wanna go to formal with me”
well its called a promposal for a reason man
"did she say yes? HELL YEAH"
THIS is why you take the medical illustration class
By David Marquez (I think? Internet?)
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
'Do not lost hope'
'Please stay strong a little bit more'
‘We are waiting’
'Are you Hungry ? Let's eat with mom..'
this is literally my favourite thing ever